Text Box: Don Ferguson has been explaining for several weeks he had been afflicted with a rash on his posterior. After visits to four doctors, and no cure, he found a specialist who provided some treatment that seemed to be effective.
Quick as a flash the Mayor of Foxhow, not overly sympathetic, piped up with, ”we’ve always thought you were a pain in the backside”.
Text Box: SEASON 2009 / 2010
August  
Fri. 28th.		Season Opening Dinner.
			6.00 for 6.30 pm
	 
Sat. 29th.		Opening Day  Assembled Mixed 
			Sheets on Notice Board.
September.
Sat 5th 		Men's Intra Club Practice    ( WHITES)

			Men's Inter Club Practice. 
Sat 12			Leopold	      ( WHITES)		
Sat 19th		Bareena	      ( WHITES                              Sun 27th		Torquay	      ( WHITES)
Text Box: Chinese Medicine.
 Hung Lo calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come to work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and leg hurt, I no come work.
The boss says, “You know something, Hung Lo, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go home and make love to my wife. 
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Lo calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon………..You got a nice house.